"Get Off The Grass"

It's gardening time at our high school. New grass was laid on the patio and administers were all a fuss to keep students off the grass. A sign asking students to stay off the grass would be an obvious solution, but our administration chose to run around like crazy people yelling a soldier's yell at students who dared place a toe on the grass. Upon leaving school today, I noticed a janitorial tire mark on the brand new grass. Oh, no...but that's High School.