Drugs Give Me Such A Headache

My pot-head classmate was leaning over my desk to watch as I explained a math problem. BANG! I blacked out briefly and have a massive headache with a bruise forming on my head. I've heard when people are high they only use 30% of their brains. My classmate swung his head right into the front of mine. He then said "Whoa, what happened? I didn't mean to do that. I'm so sorry. I swear I'm not a woman hater or nothin'. What do you want? You want some money. You want a hug, an ice pack. What can I do?" After the quick rant of apologies, I burst out laughing and said "You could stop doing drugs!" He defended his position and in the end agreed to let me blog it...but High School.